Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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