How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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