If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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