i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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