We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he high fived his dick after we had sex
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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