You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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