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  yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism

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• As a cop... That sucks for him... But as a fellow drinker I still think that's hilarious

  Submitted by imbeastmode on Nov 15, 10 at 4:29pm

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• Hahaha, great try! Hope thing worked out.

  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 16, 10 at 4:06am

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• Epic

  Submitted by fuckyea on Nov 15, 10 at 4:54pm

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• I had a friend who told the cops he couldn't walk along the white line cos he was dyslexic and it would move about anyway :)

  Submitted by nornironrocks on Nov 16, 10 at 2:48pm

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• One of the best DUI defenses I have seen.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 15, 10 at 7:44pm

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• Bad eye sight win.

  Submitted by thra6646 on Nov 15, 10 at 11:55pm

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• That is sheer greatness!

  Submitted by cgkd23 on Nov 15, 10 at 4:36pm

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• That is sheer greatness!

  Submitted by cgkd23 on Nov 15, 10 at 4:36pm

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