all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
even my farts smell like vagina
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
