he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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