they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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