I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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