How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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