so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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