don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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