My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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