sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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