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  • 1:26 glad I could oblige, but you still didn't answer any of my questions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:29pm
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  • I <333 male cougars. Just don't be a creeper. There is a big difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:18pm
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  • if you ask me, the sender of this text is pathetic. but considering this site is full of male chauvinists, no one will ask me or agree with me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:47pm
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  • attn 2:10 you'd prolly fuck an alligator if somebody drained the pond

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:30pm
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  • hahaha no doubt 2:11...if this person actually put their real information..all I can say is wow *facepalm*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:14pm
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  • I believe the appropriate term is "manther"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:22pm
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  • get your willy wet (sucked) then tell her that you are concentrating on your career right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am
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  • I work in a bar, and I love my flirty 40something guys. LOVE. They don't try as hard as the younger guys, and they get that one to two squirts of cologne is plenty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:22pm
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  • Yeah, I'd tap this 40 year old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:06pm
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  • Damn straight 4:56! I admit to being almost 40 and having no idea when that happened - still 20 in my head. I'm looking forward to being a twenty-somethin's perfect mistake that she can text her friends about and get on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:36pm
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  • -->TFLN just started in February uhhm i think that was his point genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:25pm
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  • WHALE OF A DICK MONKEY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:59pm
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  • I really doubt she put her real info.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:42pm
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  • So, would you like to see the back of my van???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:07pm
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  • they are called Daddies...woof!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:05pm
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  • male cougars.... CREAMMM

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:09pm
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  • quick, all identity thieves get 1:58

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:11pm
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  • 1:20 That was exactly the level of creepy I was referring too :D Although for good measure you might want to throw in that you're a furry too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:26pm
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  • June 25 4:47PM: If you are so upset by a middle aged guy talking to girls in a bar, then why the fuck are you on this site? There is a hell of a lot worse here. Get your fundamentalist ass somewhere else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:56am
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  • LOL @ 1:58 PM, she must have Lifelock, so she's not concerned about having her identity stolen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:52am
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  • 3:25, tHE PoINT Iz HeZ NUT FUNNI

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:57pm
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  • She was 17 you sick fuck. Why don't you have a seat over there...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:19pm
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  • It's probably someone else's info. I'm going to lol when whoever Sarah actually is has people fucking with her identity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:48pm
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  • "Manther" hahahahahahahhahahhahaah... The OP is my hero. Thank you for giving me hope for the future during a week when so much has been lost. Well played sir! Well played indeed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:18pm
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  • silver fox...thats the male equivalent to cougar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:14pm
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  • female couger is one thing but for a man its a creeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:01am
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  • OP back. yeah, it is a hell of a week. First McMahon, then Farrah then MJ? They say these things always happens in threes. Swayze had to be reaallly sweating it before MJ bit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:59pm
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  • if this guy wasn't such a champ, i'd call him a creeper. but he's a champ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:05pm
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  • i'm 17 and older men are sexy. hugh laurie, richard gere, oh my god. i find guys my age inexperienced and immature for the most part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:32pm
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  • txcutiee87 on AIM. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:25pm
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  • 1:18, need more info on you? Name, Birthdate, SSN, Mothers Maiden name, bra size, and are you wearing underwear at this very moment? how was that for creepy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:20pm
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  • i agree w/ 10:32. i effing love hugh laurie!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:49pm
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  • I'm eighteen and would looove an older man to fuck the shit outta me. As long as his piece is working, and his balls aren't wrinkley ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:16pm
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  • ew@40 year old men on this website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:34pm
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  • lmfao this is funny...way funnier than the text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:52pm
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  • Name, Sarah Birthdate, 08/20/1987 SSN, 628-20-3057 Mothers Maiden name, Ford bra size, 34C and are you wearing underwear at this very moment? Yup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:58pm
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  • Original Poster here, in all fairness, she was a hottie. Oh and by the way, so am I

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:21am
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  • Who uses the term 'hottie'? Oh that's right, 40 year old creeps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:01pm
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  • ^ ew @ twelve year old children on summer break being on this website. I'm only 20 and would rather see a 40 year old on here than a child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:36pm
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  • I'd let Hugh Laurie do unspeakable things to me in a Macy's department store window, on Black Friday, in front of my mother... God he's fine older man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:26am
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  • damn, i should start accepting applications.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:51am
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  • 24 yr old chick from texas here and would love a male cougar!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:30am
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  • what do you mean 1 to 2 squirst is enough. I want people to KNOW what I am wearing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:24pm
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  • Agreed; Hugh Laurie is so fuckable for having gray hair and being twice my age.

    Submitted by jesscullen on Aug 24, 11 at 7:46pm
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  • Uh, TFLN just started in February, soooo you're not funny. Just like the texts that you like to insult, you fail just as hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:19pm
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  • Fuck off old ppl. Go home to ur kids and stay of tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 8:32pm
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  • ATTN SARAH. I would fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:10pm
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  • I'd love for a 40 year old man to fuck me. Signed, a 22 year old (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:03pm
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  • I love me some "manthers" and jaguars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:55pm
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  • I'm so old, I remember when TFLN was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:10pm
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