Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
