i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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