3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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