i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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