We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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