His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
