I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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