Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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