So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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