We're like a lot better than the average bears
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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