I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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