I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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