Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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