hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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