new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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