Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
