I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I think people are normalizing furries
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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