Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
operation harelip BJ is a go
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i came on her dog
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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