She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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