No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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