your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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