Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You were trust falling into bushes
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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