Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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