i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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