i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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