real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Everything about him screamed your future.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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