Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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