Tell her she can't have a vagina
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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