Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
