Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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