I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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