I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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