the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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