miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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