if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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