you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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