you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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